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The Future Children Project. Notice how dead and empty the eyes of the future children have become:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fwlW4lx6TTo#!

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Re-electing President Obama is a momentous decision that will require every single voter.
What would the children of the future say if we let them down this November?

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Then again, they are so deliciously sweet and tender at this age. Let’s sing along as we imagine serving them as they deserve to be served:

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Lyrics:
Imagine an America
Where strip mines are fun and free
Where gays can be fixed
And sick people just die
And oil fills the sea

We don’t have to pay for freeways!
Our schools are good enough
Give us endless wars
On foreign shores
And lots of Chinese stuff

We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you

We haven’t killed all the polar bears
But it’s not for lack of trying
Big Bird is sacked
The Earth is cracked
And the atmosphere is frying

Congress went home early
They did their best we know
You can’t cut spending
With elections pending
Unless it’s welfare dough

We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And we’re kinda blaming you

Find a park that is still open
And take a breath of poison air
They foreclosed your place
To build a weapon in space
But you can write off your au pair

It’s a little awkward to tell you
But you left us holding the bag
When we look around
The place is all dumbed down
And the long term’s kind of a drag

We’re the children of the future
American through and through
But something happened to our country
And yeah, we’re blaming you

You did your best
You failed the test

Mom and Dad
We’re blaming you!

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Credits list:

Kids:
Andrés, Aramé, Ariel, Ava, Bailey, Benjamin, Brandon, Bryn, Carmen, Claire, Damien, Daniel, Delphina, Desi, Dylan, Emi, Emma, Eric, Evelyn, Isaak, Lana, Michael, Nathan, Nora, Rachel, Ratu, Ryan, Vincenzo, Zachary.

Adults:
Dave Baker, Ty Bardi, Sue Bohlin, Norman Bonney, Bess Cocke, Nicholas DeMatteo, Yair Evnine, Whitney Ferris, Jeff Goodby, Tim Green, Bob Henningsen, Sam Houser, Erik Johnson, Genevieve McCarty, David Michel Ruddy, Quinn Moticka, Alison Plansky, Todd Porter, Thomas Ruge, Alvin Shen, Rich Silverstein, Jaime Szefc, Nathan T Walker

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H/T: Ace

H. M. Stuart
Alexandria

4 Responses to “For Your Halloween Pleasure”

  1. DADvocate says:

    Heh. Guess I should check other posts before I write one. I’ll take my post down and leave my comments here:

    Like those kids have a genuinely informed opinion on any of this. Looks like brainwashing of innocents.

    Blame me all you want kids. I didn’t support the $50,000+ you already owe the feds. You have dumb ass parents. I prefer my kids listen to bad rap than listen to or sing this crap. Plain sick.

    And, what’s the deal with Obama’s xenophobia and fear of world trade? He’s always attacking our relationship with China. Where does he think GM built those car plants with the bailout money? Yeah, Obama thinks we’re stupid.

    • H. M. Stuart says:

      Heh. Guess I should check other posts before I write one. I’ll take my post down and leave my comments here:

      My good DAD,

      No, you should put it back up if you can. I really should not be pre-empting our Authors’ posts; I’m just not sure how to avoid doing it.

      H. M. Stuart
      Alexandria

    • Mustang Sally says:

      There’s no brain-washing going on here – those child-actors worked really hard on the dead-eyed stare. Think of all the aspiring performers that didn’t make the cut – and their poor broken-hearted stage moms. I’m just saying those kids are all a little bit too cute and perfectly diverse to be anything but paid actors. Notice there are no fat ones. If those were real American kids then a third of them would be obese.

  2. DADvocate says:

    Notice there are no fat ones.

    Makes me think you’re correct. Maybe this is the master race(s).