Because, among other things on this five minute reel, Oprah reassures you that you are “bumdiggity”.
Scholars among you may wish to peruse the source material appended beneath it containing such interesting items as the man who has romantic relationships with balloons, perhaps because he has yet to meet Annie, the woman with the world’s largest natural breasts. If you fear mayonnaise, you are not alone. And more.
In 2013, when life begins to seem as if it cannot get any worse, just remember: you almost certainly will not be one of these.
Happy New Year to one and all.
H. M. Stuart