Two announcements, one already made and another expected to be made soon might be the two least surprising announcements of the month.
Jodie Foster announces she is a lesbian
Lance Armstrong expected to admit to using performance enhancing drugs
If you are still around, Ed, bummer about Lance, eh? Guess there was a witch there after all.
Jodie Foster’s gay?! Who’s next, Elton John?
I know, right? Also – I’ve heard Paul Lynde was too!
Next, you’ll be telling me that Andrew Sullivan’s gay.
I remember back in the day when we had real men making movies. Like Rock Hudson.